Brick by Ben Cain
Confusing, with a capital Spliff. ~ Read review
Dracula 3000 by Gene Neither
Coolio, in a future that sucks, lookin' for weed. ~ Read review
Coming attractions
- MI:3: Can't fuckin' wait. Tom Cruise might be a couch-riding, Holmes-impregnating, Scientology-believing pure Grade A USDA Top Choice 90% Lean shit-for-brains motherfucking jerkshit, but he makes me weak in my movie knees. You're thinking Cocktail, aren't you? Or you're thinking Eyes Wide Shut, that Barry Lyndon-meets-Amadeus mountain of ponderous ooze out the hindquarters of a diseased cave-dwelling ... something-or-other, anyway: I give you Collateral. Say what you will about Michael Mann. Go ahead. Heat was all this or that, or Miami Vice was all this or that, what with the fast boats and fast women and elegant yet simple T shirt with jacket copwear. You'll see. You'll see.
- X-Men 3: I continue to be singularly impressed by this franchise. It can't be stopped! The action! The direction! The mutation! The special-effectsication! Will Jean Luc Picard handicapably carry this movie? You bet he will, him and Hugh Jackman. That's right, Huge Jackman. You might remember him from an underappreciated movie called X-Men 2. I sure do. I continue to be just a little surprised there wasn't an X-Men 1, but if X-Men 3 does boffo box office, do I hear prequel? HELLO HOLLYWOOD IS ANYONE THERE?
